So, who's the babe with his hand up Elmo's butt?

I have a tiny crush on Elmo. Well, no, really I have a tiny crush on Kevin Clash, who plays Elmo. He's not hard to look at, but that's not it, really. This man's inner child is Elmo. His daughter calls him at work to talk to Elmo. He scats like the world's coolest three year old. (He's also a gravel-voiced hoot owl who plays the sax and counsels Ernie on duckie abatement).

He has great arms.