we blinded her with science

Her Majesty would like you all to know that she was not trying to trick Santa. She just got really tired right when Santa was approaching New York on the NORAD website and went to bed without reference to possible wakieness penalties which might be imposed by certain jolly red elves who ride in sleighs.

She also said that Santa needs to have more reindeer pulling his sleigh to open up jobs for the reindeer kids when they grow up. I suggested that they could branch out into optometry, but she's not having that.

I would have put up more of a battle but she is a suspected terrorist and she knows where I sleep.

Merry Christmas (and/or happy movie da