You go, congressmen.

>Americans seeking comic relief in trying times need look no further than Capitol Hill, where a pair of Republican boobs today announced that French fries will be known as "freedom fries" in House cafeterias from this day forward. Rep. Bob Ney, the Ohio Republican who chairs the Committee on House Administration, has also ordered the Congressional cooks to refer to French toast as "freedom toast." Ney acted at the behest of Rep. Walter Jones of North Carolina, who had circulated a "dear colleague" letter urging this important action against the Government of France, which is resisting war on Iraq.


There is no confirmation for the rumor that the french version of popular web portal "Yahoo" will be renamed "The Honorable Gentleman from North Carolina" until the current emergency has ended.