Jun. 12th, 2003

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Hans Blix, the UN chief weapons inspector, lashed out last night at the "bastards" who have tried to undermine him throughout the three years he has held his high-profile post.

In an extraordinary departure from the diplomatic language with which he has come to be associated, Mr Blix assailed his critics in both Washington and Iraq.

Speaking exclusively to the Guardian from his 31st floor office at the UN in New York, Mr Blix said: "I have my detractors in Washington. There are bastards who spread things around, of course, who planted nasty things in the media. Not that I cared very much.

"It was like a mosquito bite in the evening that is there in the morning, an irritant."

In a wide-ranging interview Mr Blix, who retires in three weeks' time, accused:

·The Bush administration of leaning on his inspectors to produce more damning language in their reports;

·"Some elements" of the Pentagon of being behind a smear campaign against him; and

·Washington of regarding the UN as an "alien power" which they hoped would sink into the East river.

Asked if he believed he had been the target of a deliberate smear campaign he said: "Yes, I probably was at a lower level."

Before he had even flown to Iraq to relaunch the sensitive weapons inspections after a four-year hiatus last November, senior US defence department officials were excoriating the septuagenarian as the worst possible choice for the post.

It was just the beginning. By autumn, the happily married father of two was being branded in Baghdad as a "homosexual who went to Washington every two weeks to pick up [his] instructions".

"The Iraqis were spreading that rumour about me early in the autumn and then I heard the counter-rumour that I had told my wife, Eva, about this rumour and that she said she had never noticed it. My alleged comment to her," he said, breaking into laughter, "was that nor had I." But the criticism clearly hurt.

A lot of the sniping "surely came" from the Pentagon, said Mr Blix, who has since won plaudits for his handling of the unenviable brief of divining whether Iraq had disarmed...
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from the unfortunate web outlet of Michael Savage (no, his mother didn't name him that), which also mentions that !!conspiracy!! is behind his disappearance from Bay Area Radio...

HELP SAVE AMERICA!
The Paul Revere Society Needs You!

The Paul Revere Society 9-Point Program
MEN AND WOMEN PROTECTING AMERICA

1. Make tax cuts permanent.
2. Close the borders now.
3. Deport all illegal immigrants now.
4. Eliminate bilingual education in all states.
5. Require health tests for all recent foreign born immigrants.
6. Eliminate as many entitlement programs as possible.
7. Reduce the number of Federal Employees.
8. Oil Drilling on U.S. Soil.
9. Tort Reform "STOP LAWYERS"


THE PAUL REVERE SOCIETY
MEN AND WOMEN PROTECTING AMERICA

Michael Savage founded The Paul Revere Society (PRS). With a crisis of leadership threatening the United States, PRS stands for the reassertion of our borders, our language, and our culture.

Some say that the borders are arbitrary, English is only one of many languages in our new "Multicultural America," and that we share no common history or values. We believe in the Sovereignty of our Nation. That English is our national "glue." And that we all do share in the pillars of the Bible, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. These documents and what they stand for are our common cultural heritage.



alrighty then.

Let's take number 2 there (serendipitous, that). I realize that it may be difficult for Mr. 'Savage' (nee Weiner) to understand how those of us who aren't descended from the legendary prehistoric Weiner clan who walked across the landbridge tens of thousands of years ago from Asia to found a new continent here in America where they could

well, actually, eat

might be interested in living in a country where the United States government is required to at least explain themselves if they're going to pay a psychotic dictator large money to kill you, but there are one or two of us out here.

Also, the New Testament is not to my knowledge a part of Mr. Weiner's heritage, in which distinction he is joined by

well, among others, lots of people who came here from somewhere else when his family did, and since,

including significant chunks of the Bush administration, although no word so far from Mr. 'Savage' on whether he favors deporting them.

It is rather brave of him to be standing up for the teaching of adequate comprehension of english, though. Talk about planning the demise of your target market.


However. Let's take on this whole Bill of Rights/Stop the Lawyers thing.

Mr. Savage has chosen to take the step of suing various websites, basically for disagreeing with him. They say parody, he says libel. They have the law on their side, he has the lawyers.

Here's the story (I mentioned it in passing earlier in the week, but I wanted to come back to it).

The inimitable Neal Pollack has decided to take this on. In the tradition of his legendary make fun of the Cheneys campaign, he has appointed Thursday, June 26 as Appropriate Michael Savage's Name For Your Own Purposes day.

I want to see you people out there mocking.



Hell, how hard could it be?

Special bonus from the beneficent god of cheap irony - Mr. 'Savage' made his nut selling herbal nutrition supplements on TV.
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Uncle Procrustes:

Did you read about the monkeys with the computer? The ones who kept urinating on the keyboard? Well, at one point one of the monkeys used the modem to break a coconut, and I was telling them about it at dinner last night, and I asked one of them if that was how you solve a kernel problem.

I'm going to go sit under a tree and whimper.


edit: Cousin Stefan weighs in
Obviously, it was a problem with the shell.

Clearly, this is a genetic issue.

That's it. I'm just going to go to work. That'll show you.

sniff.

Jun. 12th, 2003 07:10 pm
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I guess if you were waiting for a moment to leave on, being voted the greatest movie hero of all time might be it.
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Who do you figure number three is?
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The UN Security Council has granted US peacekeepers another year of immunity from prosecution by the International Criminal Court (ICC) by 12 votes to none.

But the extension of immunity was given grudgingly, as almost every speaker in the preceding debate highlighted the unlikelihood of US peacekeepers ever being in a position where they are prosecuted by the court.

And three of the 15 Security Council members - France, Germany and Syria - demonstrated their disapproval by abstaining.

Earlier, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan warned that the legitimacy of peacekeepers would be undermined by recurrent extensions to their immunity from the jurisdiction of the ICC - the world's first war crimes court...
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