Michael "Savage" Weiner and Ann Coulter were wed on June 26, 2042. The groom will keep at least one of his names, to be determined.
Dr. Weiner, a former talkshow host and nutrition expert, currently gives seminars on immigration matters at the third stool from the end of the bar at the Days End tavern located in the Tampa Days Inn. He and Miss Coulter met when she won the tavern's arm wrestling championship, going on to win a disputed senior trophy in the Coors Florida Tavern League competition when she finished her final bout by gutshooting her opponent.
The couple will reside in the Morton Downey Jr. suite of the George Wallace Home for Superannuated Adventitious Reactionaries.

Dr. Weiner, a former talkshow host and nutrition expert, currently gives seminars on immigration matters at the third stool from the end of the bar at the Days End tavern located in the Tampa Days Inn. He and Miss Coulter met when she won the tavern's arm wrestling championship, going on to win a disputed senior trophy in the Coors Florida Tavern League competition when she finished her final bout by gutshooting her opponent.
The couple will reside in the Morton Downey Jr. suite of the George Wallace Home for Superannuated Adventitious Reactionaries.
