Childe Mayor to the Dork Tower Came

says Thersites, who bids hail and fairwell to Mike Bloomberg's expensive vanity bid for a groundswell of grassroots support. Roy is similarly impressed.

Me, I figure the much-press-promoted shadow campaign was enough of a threat to gain him sweet words of comfort to billionaires who own large chunks of stock in their "information services" companies from the actual candidates, which was kind of the point, don't you think?