a modern classic

[sisyphusshrugged]

For those of you who, like me, collect non-apology apologies, here's a great one from Glen Campbell

"Yesterday, I was arrested and put in jail," he said in a statement issued through his publicist. "Even at my age, I learned a valuable lesson. I apologize to my wife, my family, my friends and my fans."

I guess the owner of the car he totalled and drove away from, the cop he tried to kick in the balls and everyone he endangered out on the road with a .15 blood alcohol level got what was coming to them.

edit: aw, Roy got all poetic on me.