Comment comes there none.

[sisyphusshrugged]

We have new kids on the block. Another department has moved in with us. The freelance station is near my cube, so I'm meeting all sorts of neat new people.

Art director: sits with the retoucher and tweeeeeeaks and tweaks and tweaks until everything is just so

There. It's beautiful.

Calls account person in to look at it.

Account person: makes fulsome appreciative noises, but there's just the one thing...

Is it a little dark?

Art director: highly indignant

Don't be a vagina.

natter natter natter. They leave.

Me: raises eyebrow

Retoucher:

I think it was a term of endearment.