rumpy-pumpy?

[sisyphusshrugged]

Gosh, the british have a way with euphemism

A web dating agency has dumped a 55-year-old male subscriber after he indulged in a five-year debauch which resulted in 100 notches on his bedpost, UK tabloid the Daily Mirror reports.

Llanelli-based former miner Clive Worth arranged 119 dates via DatingDirect.com - most of which ended in rumpy-pumpy. Sadly for Worth, the agency struck him from its books after receiving complaints about his "lack of commitment", even though he appears to suffer no lack of commitment to the cause of getting his end away.

Comments

[edroso.livejournal.com]

Bless you, Jules, that was a small jewel for which you provided the perfect setting.

[jawsoflife.livejournal.com]

The term "rumpy-pumpy" needs to be incorporated into all our vocabularies right now.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh dear, now everyone will know the special term Robin and I use for, um, both rumpy and pumpy...

- Elayne (http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com)