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because they did it on my birthday and I owe myself. Old-timey glamor: Sela Ward, Felicity Huffman and Kyra Sedgwick



Best new trend: actresses with flesh on their bones dressing it up
Mariska Hargitay, Alfre Woodard, Tracey Gold (bless her heart) and Jennifer Love Hewitt



Allison Janney makes fringe work. Deborah Messing does not.



Julia Louis Dreyfus stars in Heidi's S&M prom



I don't really know what these people were thinking, or even who they are, excepting that (you will be surprised to hear, I'm sure) the young lady on the right is apparently dating Jessica Simpson's ex-husband, who is clearly a consistent young man.



Emmy's tribute to the Oscars



the Charlize Theron it seemed like a good idea at the time
timely reminder to put in some three-way mirror time during fittings







the Naomi Watts random wad of fabric accent

 

'nuf said




 

In an upset, Lisa Rinna (in a dress I sort of like, which surprises me) was shut out of the Lisa Rinna best use of a Victoria's Secret gift certificate honors by Leah Remini






the Jessica Biel either you or your dress can be beige tribute

Alfre Woodard looks fantastic!

Date: 2006-08-28 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And what in heck is that book-sling Julia Dreyfuss is wearing!!!
Emma

Re: Alfre Woodard looks fantastic!

Date: 2006-08-28 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Boob. I meant boob. Sorry. That's when you have cover-books-hurricane-is-coming on the brain.

Re: Alfre Woodard looks fantastic!

Date: 2006-08-28 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
I have no idea.

There are very few people who are capable of being successfully witty with their clothing. I do not think it's a good idea to act as if you're one of them unless you're very, very sure.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
did you un-cut this?

Jennifer Love Hewitt does not impress me as an actress, but I find her gorgeous.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
She looks awesome here, I must say, even if I can't really stand her.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
No kidding. A dress for a woman with curves that actually fits properly. There's a concept.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-jumps.livejournal.com
She currently has the man in my icon in her nefarious clutches, so mayhap that has something to do with the voluptuous glowy stuff.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
the thing is, for a while she was one of the scary Lara Flynn Boyle school of whippet-actresses, so I find this engaging.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
whippet-actresses

Man, that's a scarily-accurate way of putting that.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
I don't think so.

I'm sort of agnostic on her, but here's to her - she looks good voluptuous, and she never really has been.

Date: 2006-08-28 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
She does look good, that's for sure!

Date: 2006-08-28 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writingortyping.livejournal.com
Should the Fug Girls ever go on vacation, you should be their backup.

Just sayin'.

Date: 2006-08-28 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
I own four pairs of shoes that don't actually involve rubber.

Believe me, I'm not worthy.

Date: 2006-08-28 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writingortyping.livejournal.com
It's less about the couture one owns and all about the snark, baybee.

Date: 2006-08-28 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zanna-voodoo.livejournal.com
Sela can never look bad in anything. *drool*

Not sure Felicity is flattered by that dress, or at least not in that picture.

Date: 2006-08-28 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
I give a lot of brownie points for wearing anything bias-cut that doesn't make them look as if they're pregnant with a pumpkin.

Date: 2006-08-28 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgreene.livejournal.com
Mariska Hargitay looks wonderful for a woman who just had a baby. I guess winning an Emmy helps cure the effects of sleep deprivation.

Date: 2006-08-28 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgreene.livejournal.com
Also, Geena Davis has a notoriously bad track record when it comes to dressing for events like this. Some of her Oscar gowns could make an all-time worst-dressed list.

Date: 2006-08-29 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
which amazes me, because I can't understand how someone with that body could possibly find a dress that doesn't suit her.

Date: 2006-08-29 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elaynetoo.livejournal.com
Oh dang - happy belated, Julia! I don't suppose you'd let me take you to the RenFaire this weekend as a belated celebration?

Love the snarky comments as usual!

Date: 2006-08-29 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
Oh, I love the Ren Faire, but HM is coming home and we have to get ready for school.

Date: 2006-08-29 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantome14.livejournal.com
Alright, I am a bit drunk, so forgive me if I am missing something, but you do know not all these dresses are from last night, yes?

Date: 2006-08-29 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantome14.livejournal.com
You DO know that. Forget I said anything. Although the Felicity Huffman dress in the top section was not from last night, since it shows her with a statue, and I don't even think she was there.

Date: 2006-08-29 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
Hey, send me an e-mail, I don't have your address.

Date: 2006-08-29 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantome14.livejournal.com
I don't think I have yours anymore, after various computer crashes and system replacements. Mine is this screeenname at gmail.

Date: 2006-08-29 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selinakyle47.livejournal.com
Heidi Klum makes pregnancy look good. I suppose that's why she's the supermodel and I'm not.

Date: 2006-08-29 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmhm.livejournal.com
She's spectacular, but the disappearing boob on the right coupled with the outie bellybutton gave me pause.
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