Procrustes (because he's the Procrustiest!), who is one of those tea perverts (HM learned to say coffee right after boomboom (a song she liked), cat, wubbwubb (Sesame Street video), dada, uhdor (Procrustes), debenture (don't ask) and mommy (in that order, of course, 43 weeks carrying the young elephant and 36 hours of unmedicated labor meant nothing to her (you try and pop out almost ten pounds of baby while simultaneously making valiant efforts to get your hands on that evil cow the labor nurse sometime). How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have within that vale of tears that is my life an ungrateful child (I didn't exactly make that part up.).). mommy. toffee. she would say, reprovingly, when I tried to sleep in...) would like me to point out that not only does tea apparently help with heart attack risk, osteoporosis, healthy teeth (green only) and talking like you have a mouthful of plums (that could be something in the british water, but I definitely see a link based on my viewing of Masterpiece Theater), it also strengthens the immune system and creates resistance against, it appears, cancer.
Tea cappuccino, however, is still yucky.
Tea cappuccino, however, is still yucky.