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"Happy Birthday to President Bush. Turned 57 years old. If you haven't gotten him a gift yet, you can't go wrong with an economic plan. He doesn't have one of those." Jay Leno.

"President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported [him] by voting for Nader." ÑJon Stewart, on anti-war protests

"A satellite dish in New Mexico has picked up signals that may be from another planet. Today President Bush released a statement, 'That's one small step for man, is there oil there?'" ÑConan O'Brien