sisyphusshrugged | oh, the man is toast.

How weakened does Bush have to be for Jay Leno to make jokes about him?

I mean, gee whiz. The man still tells France jokes.

Jay Leno: "Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly suffered severe chest pains today. It's not a heart attack or anything like that, he just heard gas was under two bucks a gallon again. He can't take it. It's just too much."

Jay Leno: "Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow Democrat Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry said you can't misspeak 15 times in a week and be president. And today, Bush said, 'You can't?'"

Jay Leno: "According to a Newsweek poll, just a few days after entering the race -- you know this general Wesley Clark guy, he is already the Democratic frontrunner. He's number one. And according to the polls, if the race were held today, Clark and Bush would be a virtual dead heat. And in a related story, Bush announced he's calling General Clark out of retirement and sending him to Iraq."