The Scarlet Pimpernel has started a tribute site for the freeway blogger(s), th(at/ose) magnificent creature(s) who posted the dulce et decorum est sign.
It's okay, dearie. You just need a bit of practice, is all.
How's the teeth?
Grr. I just want to stop bleeding so I can salt rinse. And people keep telling horrible stories about dry sockets, and my herbal teabags are too big, so I'm gnawing Earl Greyer, and my painkillers don't work ... hmm. Guess I'm cranky, huh?
You mean... if I do this all day for another year and a half...
My suggestion, and it's not terribly responsible, is pour yourself a nice double shot of vodka and hold each mouthful in your mouth for about thirty seconds.
By the time you're finished, the bleeding will be at least way down, and you'll probably be asleep.
now be a good girl and sleep on the tortoiselike firmness of your little tummy tonight, lest you aspirate something and your sister comes looking for me, 'cuz I'm askeered of her.
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Date: 2003-09-30 05:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-30 05:38 pm (UTC)I'll never learn to blog.
sniff.
How's the teeth?
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Date: 2003-09-30 05:53 pm (UTC)How's the teeth?
Grr. I just want to stop bleeding so I can salt rinse. And people keep telling horrible stories about dry sockets, and my herbal teabags are too big, so I'm gnawing Earl Greyer, and my painkillers don't work ... hmm. Guess I'm cranky, huh?
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Date: 2003-09-30 05:58 pm (UTC)My suggestion, and it's not terribly responsible, is pour yourself a nice double shot of vodka and hold each mouthful in your mouth for about thirty seconds.
By the time you're finished, the bleeding will be at least way down, and you'll probably be asleep.
If not, go salt.
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Date: 2003-09-30 07:26 pm (UTC)bn mhjjnm <thunk>
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Date: 2003-09-30 09:32 pm (UTC)