oh, lord almighty

[sisyphusshrugged]

Hey, I used my influence to keep from helping the authorities solve the gruesome murder of my hideously sexualized child. This seemed like the natural next step.

Jon Benet Ramsay's dad is considering a run for the House as a Republican candidate.

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[drownedinink.livejournal.com]

It could be that the trend among the Republican party is shifting from running mere celebrities to running unconvicted celebrity murderers.

Do I smell an O.J Simpson run in the wings?

[vuzh.livejournal.com]

that is patently offensive to the point of making me want to retch.

wifey's Aunt works for the Colo. Bureau of Investigation, and briefly worked on the case, and won't divulge much but absolutely believes that they did it based on evidence she's seen.
of course even without the evidence it's hard to believe they are innocent.

[alphabecksoup.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord have mercy, surely you jest.

[incendiarymind.livejournal.com]

Family values platforms are apparently alive and well, eh?

[(Anonymous)]

Why or why are you not writing for The Daily Show? You always manage to get right to the heart of things in one pithy sentence. I sit in awe.

- Elayne (http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com)