ahem.

[sisyphusshrugged]

Troy in 15 Minutes (not, what do we liberals call it, PC)

ODYSSEUS: Hi, Achilles. Hi, blond stripling Achilles is fighting with... with... sticks... um. I can totally come back later.
ACHILLES: No, dude, this is my COUSIN!
ODYSSEUS: Right. 'Course.
ACHILLES: I'd like to introduce my fake cousin.
ODYSSEUS: I think that homophobes should really consider, you know, not making films about the ancient freaking Greeks.
ACHILLES: I agree.
ODYSSEUS: Hey, you want to go to war? I'll be there. Also booty. But I repeat myself.
ACHILLES: You are very attractive in a rough-hewn, grey-eyed man of the world way.

Comments

[mrmustard.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[syphilis.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there was some "crazy-butt-sex" after this conversation!

[serenada.livejournal.com]

A different 15 minutes.

[bigscary.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cleolinda's 15 minutes is ferior.

[jmhm.livejournal.com]

well, yeah, but Patrick already linked to that so everybody's read it...