OK, deeply amused

[sisyphusshrugged]

I went running to the supermarket before it closed, and there underneath the Weekly World News (the Pope has been hit by another meteorite, so you know) there's the New Star Magazine, your source for celebrity news.

On the cover? Celebrity Flaws.

Brittney?: flabby tummy

Julia Roberts? has actual hair growing in her armpits

but my absolutely favorite of all:

Courtney Love: stained teeth.

Middle America. Land of values.

Comments

[emjayne.livejournal.com]

I saw this at my newspaper stand today as well and felt my eyebrows go shooting towards my hairline.

Stained teeth. Outrageous.

*headshake*

[vuzh.livejournal.com]

Julia Roberts? has actual hair growing in her armpits

gosh. that almost makes me like that gawping shrew.

[jmhm.livejournal.com]

oh, being a mammal is so ten years ago

[vuzh.livejournal.com]

i'm so behind the times.

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

That is precisely why they ran it.
It's a variation of the reason Dubya got as many votes as he did.
The old "He's stupid. Just like me." gambit.
It gives the "common man" something to identify with.

[snuh.livejournal.com]

[cheshyre]

Priceless...

[snuh.livejournal.com]

The Coalition Forces could use a deadeye like Dubya.

[calieber.livejournal.com]

Guess his months and months of military training paid off.

[wertz.livejournal.com]

Heh - I saw that as well. I can't say I was tempted to read the article to find out who has - omigod! - cellulite.

I think their Weekly World News is out of date, though - the cover story I saw was about the World's Fattest Cat having anorexia...